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Rules

Short version: make a ridiculous claim, show the proof, and let people decide. Money buys the paid board, and nothing else.

  1. 01

    There are two boards, and they are not the same board.

    RIDICULOUS is earned. BUY IT is bought. Both are public, both are labelled, and a position on one tells you nothing about the other. The dishonest version of this site would be the one that blended them.

  2. 02

    Nothing can buy a title.

    Position comes from votes, from how many people came for your title, and from whether your claim carries real proof. The view that produces that board does not read any money column at all, so ordering it by an amount would mean rewriting the site first. A payment against a claim is still recorded in full — it simply has nowhere to land.

  3. 03

    Everybody starts at zero.

    10 points per vote, 5 for every challenger who comes for your title, and the whole lot multiplied by how good your proof is — 1.5× for a photo, video or receipt, 1.25× for written evidence, 1× for trust-me-bro. Proof does not hand out points, it changes what your points are worth, so nought stays nought however good the receipts are. Your tier, ALL TALK through UNTOUCHABLE, is that number read out loud.

  4. 04

    BUY IT is exactly what it says.

    Paste a link, pay an amount, and that amount is your rank. It is shown next to your listing. Being outbid moves you down rather than removing you, because your payment still happened. It buys a position on that board and nothing else — it cannot put you on RIDICULOUS or move you there.

  5. 05

    Proof can be uploaded, not just linked.

    Photos, video and PDF receipts attach directly to a claim. Everything you attach is public the moment you post it, so do not upload anything you would not put on a billboard.

  6. 06

    Every claim is signed.

    You post under a handle and say where it lives — X, Instagram, Reddit and the rest — and it is shown publicly and linked. We do not verify it, and the site says so wherever a handle appears: it is a claim of identity, not a proven one. It is there so that posting something vile has a name attached to it, and so moderation has somewhere to look. Impersonating somebody else's handle will get the claim removed.

  7. 07

    Claims should be about something real.

    Be provocative about things you actually built or actually measured. Absurd is welcome. Fabricated is not.

  8. 08

    Proof is optional, but visible.

    You can submit with no evidence at all. Your listing will say so, in a colour you will not enjoy.

  9. 09

    One vote per person per title.

    A vote answers one question — who holds this title — so backing a challenger takes your vote off the champion. There is only one crown. You can move your vote as often as you like, but you never get two. Votes are deduplicated by a salted hash of your address: it is not a verified identity and we do not pretend it is. Ties go to whoever held the title first, so you do not take a title by drawing with the holder.

  10. 10

    No scams, impersonation, malware, or illegal content.

    That includes links whose destination is not what the listing says it is.

  11. 11

    We remove abusive listings.

    At our discretion. Keep the absurdity playful rather than harmful.

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